We could be friends...but you have to TRY a whole lot harder

Dear 3 women who don't have a clue, First of all let's begin by saying--- you have become a huge pain in my butt! I haven't given you a second thought until recently, and it would seem (given your actions and words lately) that you do little more, than think of me in ALL of your spare time. I am flattered, I must admit, but also I am over it--- you 3 have made a sad attempt to become stars in the movie SINGLE WHITE FEMALE. I know I am incredibly awesome, but seriously ladies, I don't want to be bothered by your slanderous tongues any further. I also know that this all stems from nothing more than jealousy- Yep, I realize you're jealous because I have an amazing husband, two beautiful daughters, some really great friends (some of which you want ALL for yourself)and lastly, a successful business that I am passionate about. Here's a thought...why don't you take ALL of the energy you are spending on trash talking and instead use it to try and become incredible yourselves.... I mean REALLY, 2 of you could really use that energy to lose some weight---actually a ton of weight would be good for you to lose (since it would seem that when you're not flapping you gums spreading vicious gossip about me, you are feeding your pie-holes with anything you can fit into it) Also, all 3 of you could use with an attitude adjustment...I mean how long can you 3 go on in life blaming EVERYONE else for anything bad that has happened to you? At WHAT point in your pathetic adult lives are you going to assume responsibility for ANY of YOUR actions? How long can you maintain such negativity? How many more people can you count that have "wronged"you in some way? Who else can you possibly smack talk about without getting your fat lonely asses kicked? I am thinking the list can not be too long--- Why not try and get a job that you don't complain about constantly, or how about trying to find someone who wants to spend part of their lives with you (i know this may mean some actual effort on your part) I also know this sounds like a huge hurdle to have to overcome, so I'll start small---How about you just begin this life changing event that you are going to have, with just keeping your damn mouth shut...yes, let's start there... that seems TOTALLY reasonable... I trust you can handle at least that much. Good luck with your life changing adventures ladies... I can't wait to meet the new improved you... until next time....